Spoiler Alert: Everybody Dies T-Shirt — Grim Reaper Graphic Tee

Life's biggest spoiler, printed on the softest tee you'll ever own. This heavyweight garment-dyed shirt features a vintage-style Grim Reaper waving cheerfully above the words "Spoiler Alert: Everybody Dies." Perfect for anyone whose humor runs a little dark — wear it to concerts, Halloween parties, or just your morning coffee run. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit that only gets better with every wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton—soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a supple, lived-in color and texture.
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape.
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available S–4XL (consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart).
- Sewn-in label and made in Honduras; offered in 58 color options.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean