The cat distribution system T-shirt

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a retro-futuristic vibe—bold orange graphics on deep black cotton that feel like a secret broadcast from an alternate network. The design maps a strange distribution system and a tiny, glitchy mascot alongside the text “CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN,” giving the shirt a playful, slightly uncanny edge. It drapes comfortably with a relaxed fit and heavyweight hand, so it reads as both statement piece and everyday go-to. Wear it layered under a jacket for late-night meetups or on its own for wandering through flea markets and synthwave playlists.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and supple texture.
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk to maintain shape; sizes S–4XL available.
- Sewn-in label; offered in 58 color options to match your aesthetic.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean